Until you stalk & overrun, you cannot devour anyone

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life

The further you lean, the less distance you fall!

If people could put rainbows in zoo's, they'd do it

"I've been thinking Hobbs..."
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose"

Nothing spoils fun, like finding out it builds caracter

There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want

When I told you I was normal, I may have exaggerated slightly...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend