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Until you stalk & overrun, you cannot devour anyone
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life
The further you lean, the less distance you fall!
If people could put rainbows in zoo's, they'd do it
"I've been thinking Hobbs..."
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose"
Nothing spoils fun, like finding out it builds caracter
There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
When I told you I was normal, I may have exaggerated slightly...
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend