TG Newsletter: UPPERDECK

Upperdeck

(29 July 2012)

 

Oki Doki!

 

No REALLY – OKI DOKI!!!

 

Moerse dankie to TrickBitz for our snazzy new Oki Doki Ariete goggles.

 

Except that they have one in PINK - they are also THE business!  You can go look on www.trickbitz.co.za for more samples & info.  What impressed me is the test of the steel ball fired at 70 meters per second straight into the lenses – who was the brave man (…or woman) wearing them when they did this test???  Also… these goggles WERE tested on animals – but alas… THEY DIDN’T FIT!

 

Don’t we just look super saksie!?!

 

Seeing as money is too toit to mention & times are a few – this month we could only squeeze in a quick stop at Harties – meeting up with Nienke & Pieter… de Vleuende Hollanders!

 

To make it a bit more adventurous, we opted to take the dirt road… but… then again… there isn’t one!!!  Closest we could get was gooi-ing it next to the tar road.  Sleep-ing through the dongas, truck tyres & Coke blikkies.

 

We met a friend at the petrol garage…

 

Some peeps we found en-route…  Isn’t there a saying that golf is for peeps that daren’t know how to ride bikes?

 

My nooi is in ‘n naartjie… okay – she’s not!  She’s on a Big Boy… but its close!

 

Unleaded???

 

We got quite thirsty waiting for the Hollanders… they tend to be a bit slow!

 

Ecstatically they arrived!

 

The man that can go fast… nowhere!

 

…& the woman hot on his tyre!

 

Pieter, hoe gaat ons na de huys – can we ask for directions this time?”

A sun-set at Upper Deck!

 

They have an amazing new race track at Harties.  It’s almost like the Derby class.  You draw a key & hope the machine you end up with, have lotsa horse power!  I was leading the first few laps…

 

…but Nienke has built up some experience in the past year & soon we ended with a nasty on-track brawl that would make Rossi & Lorenzo look like kindergarten kids steeling each other’s cookies!

 

Nienke… would that be a Kawa-Sakkie?

 

Hopefully they found their way home…!

 

The plaas-paaie in the donker!

There was a haas there – PROMISE!

 

Stars!!!  We saw (Alpine) Stars!!!

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www.PlacesAndPrices.co.za

 

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