TG Newsletter: ADA LADIES TRAINING

ADA Ladies Training

(17 February 2012)

 

So once again the chickens kloeked together, skropping around on the yard.

 

The four fearless leaders...  Oops... wait a minute...

 

I mean... the four fearless leaders...

 

...did a quick early morning check of the werf.  You could call us the A-team, though we would consist of 4 Murdoch’s.

 

Some of the sponsor chickens (...the dirrrrty nurses) pitched early to put up gazebos and branding.  Doing their Good-Morning-South-Africa Body-Beat-pattatas warm-ups.

 

The bikes got dragged out of their stables and proudly pronked for introductions.

 

Saal opening... everybody got to introduce themselves and we finally got the truth behind Di being the quiet one of the two sisters, né Juds?

 

Some of the horses took a smoke break...

 

Then we moved onto static exercises – like gooi-ing your bike over and trying to pick it up.

 

Some of the chickens trying to munch down the last of breakfast before we begin.

 

Plakking themselves with sunscreen.  Hope it’s feather resistant?

 

Dressed – ready for chicken-stoei!!!

 

The chickens pulled in and though looking a bit frightened, the meat was still fresh...

 

A new version of ‘die lang arm’.

 

STAY!!!  Good bike...

 

So... I’m refurbishing my house and I was wondering what you chickens think of these new couches?

 

And they all fall down...

 

Uuummm... eeach... gguhhh...

 

Agh, sod this...

 

Hear that whip cracking!

 

Giggle-giggle... you piesangs!  The trick is to NOT fall off!!!

 

This is called the pap-wiel fox-trot...

 

Shake it to the left... shake it tooooo...

 

Jy wil hê ons moet WAT?!?!?

 

Riders of the storm...

 

And then he made like Brrrmmm Brmmm Brmm...

 

It wasn't me – PROMISE!!!

 

You know, these knew Laboutins really have good traction...

 

We moved over to the skid pan for the artistic side of training.

 

...eeeeeh Makaryna...

 

...en toe word ons DORS!

 

We then tested our emergency braking skills cause, like, you never know just when that vlakvark decides to do a spin in front of you.

 

Stop chicken - STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What to do when the spietkops jump out behind da bush...

 

I’m a Suzuki... I’m a Suzuki... I’m a Suzuki...

 

See Zanda over there?  She’ll catch you.

 

The how-to-avoid-Gauteng-potholes class...

 

Jill and Jill went up da hill...

 

...and came down with a snot spoed!

 

And for a grand finale, we chucked in a little jamboree course competition.  These chickens did stuffs they would have earlier said ‘BWAH – NEVER’ to.  Hou my move – check hierdie dop!

 

This little chicken went to market... and lost her groceries – but came back with a double scoop of confidence.

 

But... I thought this is where I do the MACARYNA?

 

...and then I went down on one knee and asked him ‘Will you be my loyal wedded bike?’  It is mos skrikkel-jaar...

 

One small blip for man – one giant wheelie for chicken-kind!

 

Thanks to ADA!

Check out the website for the next chickens training on 21 March 2012.

www.adasa.co.za

 

 

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